Tonight at dinner, I asked…no…I told my son to stop making noise.
Later in the meal, I started singing along with a song on the radio.
Son: That’s not fair.
Me: You live under the illusion that this should be fair? It doesn’t have to be fair. That’s life.
Son: No, dad. That’s hippocrissy.
My wife and I cracked up. We couldn’t stop laughing!
We asked him if “hippocrissy” was a large gray animal named “Chrissy.” 🙂
He was good enough to join in the fun.