I have DirecTV but I don’t have access to FOX!! Or any local channels!
And to add insult to injury, they have a “Don’t call us we know there’s a problem” message with sacchrinn-y Muzak!!
[Update: The game’s on now. But, as is possible in our wonderfully connected world, I’ve already notified CNN, FoxNews, and our local affiliates. Don’t you just love the 21st century? 🙂 ]